No.1: Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes?

No.2: Where do you put a noisy dog?

 These are only a few of them but there are going to be more. Here are the answers!

No.1: Because they would crack each other up!

No.2: In a barking lot!

 Well that’s it for now I hope you like them and if you did more are coming. By the way I really laughed when I heard these jokes and I hope you do to.

Hi everyone I have decided to write some poems and here is the first one. I hope you enjoy it. Well here is the poem! J J J  

Like a ship on the ocean the clouds drifted by Gently showering tears with a little cryThe waves are their heartbeats small and sweetJust like a dainty little treat. Well I hope you enjoyed the poem leave a comment if you like and tell me if you liked the poem or not. If you did like it then I can put some more up.

From a safe distance we saw the process of three balloons being popped by a flame of fire on a stick, a lid bursting off the top of a container with no one touching it because of too much air pressure and gas inside the tin.

I was one of the lucky people that got to take photos along with my two best friends Nadine and Momtahina. Some boys got to play the didgeridoo and the jolly Professor and Rusty the robot were the teachers of the lesson.

The Jolly professor made a flower pop out of a pot by using his magic wand. Rusty the robot sang us a song while playing the guitar and two girls turned rain sticks while four other girls and the Jolly professor played sticks. The song was called raining on the rock.

Everyone had an amazing time and we hoped that they would come again next year.

 They say that it ruins your life and you go paranoid by not having to choose what you want because someone is choosing it for you! The people that are choosing what I want and my future are my parents and I am okay with that. If it was someone else that was choosing I wouldn’t be okay but these people  are my parents, the people that raised me. 

My mother for instance, she was the one that gave me my life practically. My father worked day and night to provide my family with money to buy food and drink for us to survive, although I shouldn’t be going into my family life.

Well I just wanted to say that all the kids or girls out there who still have a chance to be free, then stop worrying abut everyone and everything around you and go out have fun.  Be free!!!!  Be free!!!! Be free!!!. (Hope you don’t think I am over reacting!!)

• In 1594 Count Muzzio Tuttavilla decided to build an aqueduct to carry water from the river Sarno to his villa at Torre Annunziata at the foot of Vesuvius. As the workmen were digging along the southern slopes of the volcano they uncovered ruined buildings. 
• In spite of this discovery Pompeii was not the first of the buried towns to be excavated. In 1710, 13 kilometres up the coast of Resina a peasant was digging another well in which he discovered large slabs of marble. A local noble man seeing the marbles quickly noticed what they where and bought the land.
  Herculaneum, one of the buried towns had been discovered. A great treasure hunt began.
•  I think that perhaps Fiorelli was best remembered for his plaster cast of the dead! Many skeletons were found at Pompeii. The fascinating thing was not so much the skeleton as the imprint of the body which was shown in the ashes. When people who where caught by the eruption died, the ashes and pumice settled in around their bodies. Then the rain came which washed more ash into the cracks between the pumice. This then hardened to seal in the bodies. In time the flesh and clothing decayed leaving only the bones, but every detail of the body was imprinted in the ashes. Fiorelli invented a method of casting copies of the body by pumping a type of plaster into the cavity left by the body. This procces has since been used to cast doors, shutters & even tree roots.

My information comes from the book Pompeii by: Peter Connolly

 My pictures are from www.google.com

1. Firstly you have to get a few different coloured papers & Draw a shape of a head you want.
2. Then do the same with the eyes, the snout and the feet.
3. Once you have done that cut them all out .
4. Then you must get either some glue or sticky tape.
5. After that you have to get a coloured piece of cardboard and draw a loopy kind of body & a straight one.
6. To continue you must cut out the loopy & the straight cardboard pieces.
7. Then you must start to glue the eyes and the nose to the head.
8. After that you have to glue the curvy cardboard to the top of the of the straight cardboard and glue the feet on the side.
9. To finish off you have to glue the head to the body and then make like a tail on the cardboard cut that out and glue it to the end of the body and your done.

Then you should come out with a fantastic looking dragon which you can attach a string to & hang in your room or house or on a special occasion.